A little bit of humor to start or end your day

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Two Texans are drinking at a bar in Lubbock.

Fred says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night!"

"Ah, $hit." Says Jim. "I just joined the Elks".

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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some a$$hole using my stuff."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"

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Limit all U.S. politicians to two terms.

One in office.
One in prison.

Detroit and Chicago already do this.